Lighten the fuck up guys! It's summer outside, stop and smell the goddamn roses! The days are long and beautiful. Now is the time to have friends over for a bar-be-que with copoius amounts of liquor-of-your-choice! Eat, Drink, and be Merry for godssake!I mean really guys, could'ntya crack a smile for me? I realize that it's monday and you're grumpy, but I just gave your your morning donut (watch me make yet ANOTHER reference to working in a bakery), smile!
AND, just because I'm a kind and generous good hearted person, here's a picture of a smily face and a thumbs up, just to make your day shine.
On top of which, if you ask me really nicely with shiny things on top, I will bedazzle you a t-shirt! We could match! In the morning, when you come in to get your donut, we can fist-bump like Obama and Michelle, and grin like we have a secret! Feel better yet? You should :)
Don't Worry, Be Happy,
Lia
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